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Friday, October 7, 2011

FUNNY PROVERBS

When two dogs fight over a bone, a third one carries it away.

It's better a friend in the market then one hundred gold coins in the chest.

There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Drop by drop - a whole lake becomes.

It's in old kettles that one makes the best soup.

Giving birth to a baby is easier than worrying about it.

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.

Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.

A guest sees more in a hour than the host in a year.

A lazy shepherd is the wolf's friend.

After three days, both fish and guests begin to smell.

Ask the young, they know everything.

Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear.

Don't rely on the label on the bag.

Interest on debts grows without rain.

Conscience is the nest where all good is hatched.

Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.

Every fish that gets away appears great.

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

If you don't stand for something, you will fall for something.

 
When a man is stung by a bee, he doesn't set off to destroy all beehives'

The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who 


grows maize by the roadside have the same problem'

'It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum'

If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it'


There's no virgin in a maternity ward'


'A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's 


testicles'

A man should not swallow poison because he is afraid to spit and offend others.

Being taller than your father, does not mean you are older than him.


A monkey left behind laughs at the others tail."(little does he know that his own tail is longer and probably bushier


 Looking at a king's mouth one would never think he sucked his mother's breast.


A man prolonging his age sees a camel giving birth.

Before You go out with a widow, you must first ask her what killed the husband.